Headlines for September, 2003

Hart Surgery: Insomnia

It's not fair. I cannot sleep. All day long I yawn, stretch, and grumble to myself about how exhausted I am. Then, like clockwork, eleven o'clock rolls around and wouldn't you know I'm wide awake. I can't explain why it happens, I just know it does. But, while I'm laying in bed, tossing and turning, a lot does seem to go through [read more...]

Hart Surgery: Clarett the Norm, Not the Exception

Can we please stop the insanity? Another athlete (surprise!) has lost his eligibility, thanks to a school bending the rules and outsiders trying to grease the wheels for him. I must say I am shocked (sarcasm). I never thought we’d see this again (heavier sarcasm). Certainly not at a big-time program like Ohio State (chart-topping, Dennis Miller-meets-David Spade sarcasm)! Pardon my language, [read more...]

Hart Surgery: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I enjoy many different sporting events, from bowling to table-tennis, but without question nothing makes me happier than watching my beloved Texas Longhorns play football. Sunday night, the Horns’ played their first game of the season against the New Mexico School For the Mentally Unstable. Ok, it was against New Mexico State, but I imagine their football teams are of [read more...]

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