Hart Surgery: Sports Haiku
Jason Giambi
Might be shipped to the minors?
Boo-hoo-hoo - roider.
World Cup of Baseball
Mmmm, I am salivating.
It’s about freakin’ time!
Steroids and Congress
There’s nothing more important?
Osama’s juicing?
Jenny from the block
Is really only that way,
Inside her movies.
Yankees are crappy.
Sorry, I like that in print.
They kinda suck though.
Steve Nash, MVP.
Deservedly over Shaq.
The Diesel’s got Wade.
Speaking of Dwyane Wade,
He’s quicker than Giambi’s
Post-hearings weight loss
Early returns in.
New Family Guy shows much
Better than Simpsons’
Giacomo’s Derby?
I am still asking myself
WHY DIDN’T I BET!
I’d give anything
To shoot like Ray Allen in
My JCC league
Most early-entry
Candidates will end up in
Turkey or Wendy’s
Rolen is hurting
But it doesn’t matter much
Cards clinch by August!
Who is nerdier?
Fantasy baseball addicts
Or the Star Wars geeks
Phoenix and Dallas
Play the most exciting ball
Yet too late at night
It has been a month
And I still don’t understand
Mike Williams/Detroit
Definitely I
Will go to soccer’s World Cup
Just in case you care
I will be surprised
If “The Longest Yard” remake
Makes me laugh too much
Ron Mexico is
An alias for Mike Vick
Folks were asking me
I know I said this
In last week’s Hart Surgery
Screw Kellen Winslow
The Celtics sure did
Roll over for the Pacers.
Embarrassingly.
My roommate’s purchase
50-inch HDTV
Bring on the football!
“Vince Young wins Heisman!”
Texas fans, you will never
See that headline. Ever.
Tags: Boston Celtics, Congress, Dallas Mavericks, Dwyane Wade, Indiana Pacers, Jason Giambi, Kellen Winslow, Michael Vick, Mike Williams, NBA MVP, New York Yankees, Phoenix Suns, Ray Allen, Ron Mexico, Scott Rolen, Shaquille O'Neal, sports haiku, steroids, Steve Nash, The Longest Yard, Vince Young, World Baseball Classic, World Cup
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