You might be a runner if…

Alright everyone, I had to do it: a list of habits, rituals, body abnormalities and sayings that make us runners who we are.

The list is compiled by members of the Facebook group, Everything is Funner with a Runner. And I must say I agree with many of the statements.

Here are my 20 favorite, “You might be a runner if’s…”

  1. You can remember a time from a race 4 years ago, but you can’t remember your friends’ birthdays.
  2. You double knot all your shoes out of habit
  3. You wake up every morning in pain.
  4. You can’t go a day without some little brat saying ‘run Forest run.’
  5. You have hundreds of safety pins scattered around your house
  6. You go to a golf course to run.
  7. Your shoes have more miles on them than your car does.
  8. You need a magnifying glass to see your name in the newspaper
  9. You have chafing in strange places.
  10. Your chest is as flat as your back.
  11. You can snot rocket while running.
  12. Your girlfriend can bench more than you.
  13. Your favorite food group is carbohydrates.
  14. Your highest heels are your training shoes.
  15. Your spit strings from your chin and you don’t even care.
  16. Gatorade is your drug of choice.
  17. If your car breaks down you never even consider hitching or calling for a ride.
  18. Your calves are bigger than your biceps.
  19. You try to impress girls by saying you’re a fast finisher.
  20. You’ve said “she’d be one hell of a pole vaulter” at a strip club.
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