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Channel Surfing

Christmas came early for the Gifford household this year (me and my dad), my dad won a LCD HDTV at his company Christmas party this past Saturday, and subsequently, we upgraded our cable package. So we now get all the HD channels plus a bunch of other channels we didn’t get before. Included in the “bunch of other channels we [read more...]

Channel Surfing

Christmas came early for the Gifford household this year (me and my dad), my dad won a LCD HDTV at his company Christmas party this past Saturday, and subsequently, we upgraded our cable package. So we now get all the HD channels plus a bunch of other channels we didn’t get before. Included in the “bunch of other channels we [read more...]

The BCS is BS

I hate the BCS. I despise the BCS. What I want out of a computer: the ability to find my porn in under a minute, the ability find the Jersey Shore preview on You Tube where one of the “guidettes” gets cold-cocked in the face, and the opportunity to waste endless hours looking up random things on Wikipedia. What I [read more...]

The BCS is BS

I hate the BCS. I despise the BCS. What I want out of a computer: the ability to find my porn in under a minute, the ability find the Jersey Shore preview on You Tube where one of the “guidettes” gets cold-cocked in the face, and the opportunity to waste endless hours looking up random things on Wikipedia. What I [read more...]

Tiger Did It, Now No One Can't

To use the words “prophet” and “Charles Barkley” in the same sentence might get you weird looks from some, if not most. But I will use those two items in the same sentence. Charles Barkley was a prophet during his 1993 Nike commercial when he said: “ I am not a role model. I am not paid to be a [read more...]

Tiger Did It, Now No One Can’t

To use the words “prophet” and “Charles Barkley” in the same sentence might get you weird looks from some, if not most. But I will use those two items in the same sentence. Charles Barkley was a prophet during his 1993 Nike commercial when he said: “ I am not a role model. I am not paid to be a [read more...]

The Name Game

Living in New England for the last week, you either have to be under a rock, kidnapped and in an abandoned shed, or watching Dancing With The Stars to have not heard the phrase "4th and 2". In addition, after you hear that phrase you almost expect to hear a body hit the ground or a gun to go off [read more...]

The Name Game

Living in New England for the last week, you either have to be under a rock, kidnapped and in an abandoned shed, or watching Dancing With The Stars to have not heard the phrase “4th and 2″. In addition, after you hear that phrase you almost expect to hear a body hit the ground or a gun to go off [read more...]

New York Yankees: The New Red Sox

Being a Red Sox fan, I know that making comparisons between the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox is blasphemy at its finest. Yankee fans want nothing to do with Red Sox comparisons and vice versa. It’s like comparing an elegant, captivating, and downright gorgeous woman (Red Sox) to her ugly, monotonous, and downright rod-shrinking sister (Yankees). It’s like [read more...]

New York Yankees: The New Red Sox

Being a Red Sox fan, I know that making comparisons between the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox is blasphemy at its finest. Yankee fans want nothing to do with Red Sox comparisons and vice versa. It’s like comparing an elegant, captivating, and downright gorgeous woman (Red Sox) to her ugly, monotonous, and downright rod-shrinking sister (Yankees). It’s like [read more...]