*Breaking* Jack Del Rio Two-Hand Tosses His QB David Garrard

With a question from Jim Rome Thursday afternoon in Miami, the bus swiftly approached Rome and Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio. Just as fast as the oncoming vehicle Del Rio bent down picked up his quarterback David Garrard by the scruff of his neck and by his belt and tossed Garrard under the bus’ carriage. Bmp, bmp —bmp bmp [read more...]

Lane Kiffin to Replace Carroll at USC: Norm Chow Also to Return

Lane Kiffin hopes to prove you can go back home again. After only one season, Lane Kiffin is headed back west ——- to USC. In a stunning move, Kiffin will leave Tennessee and take father and NFL defensive coach guru Monte, with him to replace Pete Carroll at USC. But what might be the biggest stunner of all ia that Norm [read more...]

NFL Week 17: Weak Games Act As Playoff Lead-In; All Wild Card Games Are Regular Season Rematches

Jay Ratliff and Wade Phillips celebrate Dallas' shutout victory over Philadelphia. The hottest team in the NFC is actually Dallas instead of Philadelphia, The hottest thing in the AFC was Lamarr Woodley’s mouth. In Seattle, the Seahawks wanted to make sure Tennessee running back did not get to 2, 000 yards on them, this after Seattle’s defense looked completely disinterested in [read more...]

NFL Week 11: Patriots Revenge, the Oakland Fly Trap Eats Again, and More…

Jay Cutler contemplates the latest way he found to lose a game for the Chicago Bears. Oakland (3-7) 20, Cincinnati (7-3) 17. Sunday showed the Bengals immaturity. After jumping out to a quick 14-0 lead, too many Bengals players took the reset of the game off thinking the Raiders would pack it in; some appeared mot to show up at all [read more...]

NFL Week 9: Top Teams Exhibit “Escapability”

Indianapolis (8-0) 20, Houston (5-4) 17. Houston placekicker Chris Brown went wide left to keep the Texans from going to OT with the Colts.  The win sets up a big home game for Indy against New England next week. For Houston, Sunday meant another excruciating loss to the Colts. We’ll see if the Texans can bounce back because they must [read more...]

NFL Week 2: Finding Consistency Will Be the Chore for Most Teams This Season

-New York 33 (2-0), Dallas (1-1) 31.  Another important game, another brutal performance by Tony Romo. The New York Giants turned Romo’s three interceptions into 21 points. Dallas ran for 250 yards and still lost. And think they didn’t miss Terrell Owens much? Cowboys receivers caught only four passes for 49 yards. The Dallas defense wasn’t much better. They gave [read more...]

The Black Quarterback: Running from the Devil - Again

It seems like every so often this article must be dusted off and reposted. Today, this article is for Michael Vick, Vince Young, and Tavaris Jackson. The former Atlanta Falcons QB, the backup at Tennessee, and the starter - for now - at Minnesota are taking more than their fair share of hits from the Internet peanut gallery and the [read more...]

Bye-Bye Brett (Hello Ass Whippin’s?)

Today I am happier than I was yesterday. You see, white men perceive white NFL quarterbacks - hell, top-notch NCAA quarterbacks - as John Wayne figures. They represent that archetypal, macho Caucasian male loner who is at once a leader of men, but also a man apart from other men. There are the images - like the one of Y.A. Tittle, [read more...]

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