Nine Lessons Learned from the Press, the Criminal “Just-Us” System, and the NFL

How is the press fucking up the latest shenanigans in which Ben Roethlisber is embroiled? Let’s count the ways: 1. The college girls didn’t know who the fuck Ben Roethlisberger was. BUT. When the bouncers said NFL player, SUPER BOWL CHAMP, they came running to the back room…. BUT there;s no mention of the “Gold Digger” syndrome, as there would be [read more...]

Carlton Fisk Hates on Big Mac

Carlton Fisk hates on Mark McGwire and other players who he feels have cheated the game of baseball. Carlton Fisk is the latest former baseball player to come out and blast Mark McGwire after he admitted to using steroids and HGH. The Hall of Fame catcher, who played with the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago White Sox, was angry with [read more...]

Mark McGwire: A Peek Behind the Veil of Former Slugger’s “Admission” of PED Guilt

A not-quite tearful Mark McGwire during his interview with Bob Costas. So Mark McGwire is trying to throw ca-ca in the game. He didn’t use steroids to get stronger or hit more home runs, he, like Andy Pettitte used them the drug “only” to heal. But he, as did Pettitte, used HGH, too. Now, ESPN’s John Kruk reamed McGwire, saying the slugger cheated [read more...]

*Breaking* Mark McGwire Admits Steroid Use, Slugger to Talk with Bob Costas Tonight

In an Associated Press interview Mark McGwire finally admitted he used steroids. McGwire indicated that he used the drug for about a decade: Text of the statement Mark McGwire issued today, admitting he used steroids during his career: “Now that I have become the hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals, I have the chance to do something that I wish I [read more...]

MLB Quick Note: McGwire Named Cardinals Batting Coach?!

Tony LaRussa will return next season as the St. Louis Cardinals manager. His new hitting coach will be ———- Mark McGwire. For this utterly pompous, ‘in your face MLB’ move, LaRussa should be summarily fired. Mark “And-roid” McGwire? The zit-bombed faced monster? The Syringe Brother? They guy who intimately knows every bathroom stall in the majors and who has plugged them all [read more...]

Plax; Memphis Punished - SEMO too; A Too Buff Byrd… 92 PED-Positive MLBers? Kincade-Vick…

Okori: You’vre read SOMM enough to know that I have defended the weightlifting angle and been blasted for doing so. You also can see that I can see when players do things they shouldn’t do with the bat (e.g. Ankiel - see the links in the below comment on the PED list). Byrd has muscled up along with many Rangers, [read more...]

Alex Rodriguez? Whatever… (Oh America!)

The initial talk surrounding the “Alex Rodriguez tested positive” centered around three thoughts: 1) What has the world come to; 2) Is anyone in professional baseball clean, and; 3) Poor A-Rod is being scapegoated. Everyone everywhere, from Sports Illustrated reporters to USA Today reporters to ESPN reporters/talking heads are making sure that Rodriguez’s “legacy” remains intact. Lee Jenkins of SI [read more...]

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