The Man Behind the Cowturd

Asshat, schrutebag, jerk, dick, jackass, idiot, dunce, scumbag. Even though I've been listening to "The Herd" for a couple years, I never knew what a super guy Colin Cowherd was until I started researching the great beyond -- this thing called the Internet -- where I found all the lovely pet names for ESPN's superhero of court jesters. I've heard [read more...]

The Brain Leak

The Brain Leak (Week of 6/30/08 - 7/6/08) As displays of symbolic patriotism mark the skies and BBQ grills stoke the flames of tradition across the country during the venerable holiday weekend, the Leak firmly adheres to its original commitment of never taking a day off. In such spirit, it is with no regrets that I forgo the three-day weekend to [read more...]

Top 12 Sexiest Idiots In Sports

As recently as yesterday, I learned that I might be one of the sexiest idiots in sports. Although I must say that she didn't say it in a very sexy way -- kinda oxymoronic I guess. However, I can't vote for myself because that would be too self absorbed. I think I'm leading the All-Star voting [read more...]

Why men should be banned from sideline reporting

Well, I opened up a real can of lima beans recently, with lots of worms in it. And as you might have guessed, I've taken a lot of shrapnel in the last few days for my self-parody column entitled Why Women Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting. While it is certainly a ridiculous notion to suggest that women shouldn't vote [read more...]

Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting

Perhaps I've been drinking too much of the Colin Cowherd Kool-aid, but I've realized female sports fans are messing with the natural order of things -- and that is turning me into a chauvinistic, repressive fool. As I recall, Colin has spoken about the upsides -- a requirement even -- of having a relationship with a girl who doesn't love sports. [read more...]