Samir Patel, Your Word Is… Downhill

Samir Patel, by many standards, you were a prodigy, making your first trip to the Scripps National Spelling Bee at 9 years old. But now -- after being labeled "the Dan Marino of the spelling bee world" -- the bright lights and cheering crowds are no more. And now it's time to start thinking about how best to screw [read more...]

Leave Brett Favre’s Locker Alone

The Green Bay Packers have kept Brett Favre's locker intact. No really, the Packer organization is keeping the recently-retired QB's locker in place for posterity. See, this is because Brett Favre is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. He is the league's all-time leader in virtually every significant passing category - touchdowns (442), completions (5,377), attempts (8,758) and [read more...]

Hart Surgery: You Da Man(ning)

Sports fans love labels. Golf fans love to figure out which guy is the Best Player Never To Win A Major. Boxing fans argue who is the best Pound-For-Pound Fighter in The World. Badminton fans talk about…actually badminton fans don't have time to label anything, they are too busy trying to keep people from laughing at them for playing a sport featuring the term [read more...]

Guide to Christmas Shopping

For Carlos Beltran - Seeing as he's set to make about $60 billion over the next few years, I would say that your best bet would be making something instead of buying something. Maybe a personally created mix CD, or a self-edited compilation of your personal home movies, complete with excessive slow motion, many star wipes and a soundtrack courtesy [read more...]