Soccer Basher Mad Tea Party

Dear FIFA, U.S. Soccer Fan, MLS, and Euro 2008: I know you want America to love you, but it's just not working out. You aren't trying hard enough to make this relationship blossom -- and I think you should seek counseling. The British-sounding guy doing all the Euro 2008 commercials just isn't sexy to America. You can do better soccer nation. If [read more...]

Why men should be banned from sideline reporting

Well, I opened up a real can of lima beans recently, with lots of worms in it. And as you might have guessed, I've taken a lot of shrapnel in the last few days for my self-parody column entitled Why Women Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting. While it is certainly a ridiculous notion to suggest that women shouldn't vote [read more...]

Hillary vows to outlast NHL playoffs

After a decisive Pennsylvania victory Tuesday over Barack Obama in the Democratic presidential primary, it is clear Hillary Clinton is not going down without a fight. And as the Philadelphia Flyers notched a 3-2 OT victory over the Washington Capitals in game seven of the Eastern Conference semis, it is obvious the NHL playoffs are once again vying [read more...]