Did Beckham take Brady or Zidane to the ESPYs?

While David Beckham is most likely enjoying a romantic honeymoon with French footballer Zinedine Zidane, it was Landon Donovan who got the shaft at the 2008 ESPY awards. Who am I to question the great and powerful ESPYs? While David Beckham is likely the prettiest player in the MLS (as evident by the ESPY nod), I don't think you can hand [read more...]

Is Beckham the Prettiest Player in the World?

Well, if you've been paying attention, LA Galaxy star David Beckham recently said he thought Zinedine Zidane was the greatest player of all time. Was anyone a little surprised by this? There have been so many great players over the years. Who would you choose as the best ever? Beckham was [read more...]

Beckham: I love Zidane and I have really fabulous shoes

LA Galaxy supernova David Beckham recently surprised the soccer world when he was quoted as saying Zinedine Zidane was the best player ever. So I thought to myself... who do I think was the greatest player to ever step on the pitch? I went back and forth over Pele and Maradona. I thought too [read more...]

Summerfest Sports Orgy Blitzkrieg Quiz

I'm feeling a little more A.D.D. than usual today. And being the super-spaz child that I am inside, I'm looking for answers to a thousand (and one) questions. Discuss amongst yourselves... please help me answer my most pressing doubts, concerns, and fears. Take your time... this is one of [read more...]

Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting

Perhaps I've been drinking too much of the Colin Cowherd Kool-aid, but I've realized female sports fans are messing with the natural order of things -- and that is turning me into a chauvinistic, repressive fool. As I recall, Colin has spoken about the upsides -- a requirement even -- of having a relationship with a girl who doesn't love sports. [read more...]

High gas prices can’t shut down Pistons on the road

A possible looming recession doesn't appear to be affecting the Detroit Pistons' attendance -- leading the NBA at the turnstiles for the fifth time in six seasons -- and the motor city's bad boys didn't run out of fuel during a back-and-forth playoff series where the Sixers surprisingly put a little gunk in their carburetors before the Philly economy car [read more...]