Hart Surgery: Sports Haiku

Jason Giambi Might be shipped to the minors? Boo-hoo-hoo - roider. World Cup of Baseball Mmmm, I am salivating. It's about freakin' time! Steroids and Congress There's nothing more important? Osama's juicing? Jenny from the block Is really only that way, Inside her movies. Yankees are crappy. Sorry, I like that in print. They kinda suck though. Steve Nash, MVP. Deservedly over Shaq. The Diesel's got Wade. Speaking of Dwyane Wade, He's quicker than Giambi's Post-hearings weight loss Early returns in. New [read more...]

Hart Surgery: Pour Some Out For…

My friend Goetz and I spend nearly all of our time on-line. I suppose you could say we both do it for work-related purposes, but regardless, the "Internet" has kept us in touch about 99.99999% more than we would otherwise. When we aren't sending each other disgusting links to Pat O'Brien sexual harassment phone calls or some random dude singing into [read more...]