Hart Surgery: Pour Me Another

Oooooooooh boy. You know, I used to think my premature baldness was caused by genetics or perhaps sticking my tongue in an electric socket repeatedly as a boy. Now I am convinced it is because of college football. Being a college football fan these days is like going out for a night of binge drinking. Every time you do it you [read more...]

Hart Surgery: A Lesson in Etiquette

As the calendar turns to March and college basketball heads towards its finest hour (month?), you will notice a craze sweep the nation. At any big game (and particularly in the conference tournaments) a victory by the home team will elicit a mass exodus of hoops fans onto the floor to celebrate in the time-honored tradition of "rushing the court". A [read more...]

Hart Surgery: At Long Last…

Every year growing up, I went to New Orleans to celebrate the New Year. Frolicking on Bourbon Street, seeing my friends, vomiting - all became annual staples. Another staple was walking through the French Quarter and watching all the fans there for the Sugar Bowl moseying around, intermittently screaming cheers, slapping fives, and of course - vomiting.I was always jealous [read more...]