The Man Behind the Cowturd

Asshat, schrutebag, jerk, dick, jackass, idiot, dunce, scumbag. Even though I've been listening to "The Herd" for a couple years, I never knew what a super guy Colin Cowherd was until I started researching the great beyond -- this thing called the Internet -- where I found all the lovely pet names for ESPN's superhero of court jesters. I've heard [read more...]

Top 12 Sexiest Idiots In Sports

As recently as yesterday, I learned that I might be one of the sexiest idiots in sports. Although I must say that she didn't say it in a very sexy way -- kinda oxymoronic I guess. However, I can't vote for myself because that would be too self absorbed. I think I'm leading the All-Star voting [read more...]

Why men should be banned from sideline reporting

Well, I opened up a real can of lima beans recently, with lots of worms in it. And as you might have guessed, I've taken a lot of shrapnel in the last few days for my self-parody column entitled Why Women Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting. While it is certainly a ridiculous notion to suggest that women shouldn't vote [read more...]

Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting

Perhaps I've been drinking too much of the Colin Cowherd Kool-aid, but I've realized female sports fans are messing with the natural order of things -- and that is turning me into a chauvinistic, repressive fool. As I recall, Colin has spoken about the upsides -- a requirement even -- of having a relationship with a girl who doesn't love sports. [read more...]