Questions and Answers

I'm the kind of person who has always had questions. I once asked my sixth grade teacher if I was constipated, having no idea what constipated meant. No joke. That was almost as good as when I raised my hand and with a straight-face asked my fifth grade teacher during sex ed if you could make yourself ejaculate. Neither public [read more...]

Hart Surgery: Master Debaters, Part Deux

Following the rousing success of the first debate between me and Tom (and by rousing, I mean my mother liked it), we came back this week for round two. Just like the presidential debate Friday night, this will be in a town hall forum, with each of us responding to questions asked by a panel of sports fans. In this case, [read more...]